I actually like the smell of axe body spray???? As long as you don’t fucking cake it on your body it’s fine. A spray here and there is good enough. It’s body spray, not an excuse to not shower.



  1. Get Goggles.
  2. Draw on people’s blogs
  3. See how long it takes for them to notice

please draw on my blog

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literally me rn

literally me rn

sex tip


the moment he pushes all the way in, look him directly in the eye, lock your legs around him, and in your deepest voice whisper “we are groot

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Marianas Trench discography

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"Tears are curious things, for like earthquakes or puppet shows, they can occur at any time, without any warning and without any good reason."
– Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window (via larmoyante)
"It is likely I will die next to a pile of things I was meaning to read."
– Lemony Snicket (via quotes-shape-us)



i think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks and scars are probably the coolest thing, you started with almost a blank canvas and look at u now, all this evidence that you’ve lived and the sun has shone on you and you’ve grown and maybe tripped up a few times and liked an image so much u made it a permanent part of u, beautiful.

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twin size mattress by the front bottoms makes me very emotional so i made a transparent thing.


twin size mattress by the front bottoms makes me very emotional so i made a transparent thing.

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this actually happened 2 years ago

  • Nicole: I'm stealing your dog. To make up for it, I'll send you Josh Ramsay in lingerie.
  • Matt: Do I get to keep him?
  • Nicole: You get to rent him.
  • Matt: How much an hour? ;)
  • Nicole: Depends on what you make him do.
  • Matt: Just... Sing Sing to me. And when he stops I'll tell him that I Haven't Had Enough. I won't go too far, I don't want to Fallout. But I don't want to be the B Team this time. I'll treat him like Porcelain, and By Now he should know that I won't Say Anything at all. When he asks me where I wanna go, I'll say Acadia road. We'll get there and he'll mention that there's No Place Like Home. He would trade his Celebrity Status just to be my Lover Dearest. Then he'll say, "I Cross My Heart that I'll be right Beside You." I'll call him Perfect and say that we can move Far From Here so we can be Alive Again instead of Skin And Bones.



does coldplay still exist

yeah people coldplay as batman, loki, all sorts :)

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i love butts so much

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gonna give a quick shoutout to 2008 me. i was 12. 


I admit, I am an asshole. But I got a nice booty and my hair soft so I feel like I deserve the best like ????

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